The Katz Files – Arnie Katz

Nobody Asked Me, But…

The Kingfish Arnie Katz continues a “Katz Files” tradition with answers to some ticklish questions that no one asked him.

Nobody asked me, but…

… How come Lillian Garcia sang God Save the Queen in honor of William Regal> The words are changed to “God save the King” when there is a male monarch.

… Isn’t it time for Chris (Abyss) Parks to return. When we last heard, he’d left to develop a new character. It has now been a while.

… Didn’t you cringe when TNA ran that short bit in which Kurt Angle upbraided AJ Styles for chasing his wife? Not only has this plot been on the back burner for weeks, but if Kurt ouldn’t wrestling – understandable given his injury – maybe this could’ve been saved for just before he is able to return.

… Hasn’t Don West shown sudden and remarkable improvement as a color commentator? Over the past few weeks, he has been calling holds, mostly by their correct names, and not simply echoing Mike Tenay. Color me “impressed.”

… Doesn’t the Chris Jericho-Shawn Michaels storyline remind you of the old ECW? It has that wheels-within-wheels aspect in which every week brings a surprise or an outright swerve. First Jericho doesn’t believe in the injury that Michaels claimed – and then he doesn’t believe Michaels is healthy when HBJK made that clai,

I’ll be back tomorrow with another installment of the fastest-rising daily wrestling column on the Internet!

– Arnie Katz
Crossfire4@cox.net
(5/15/08)