Univeral Wrestling Alliance (4/26): Hardcore Virus!

From the opening match to the hardcore main event, this show lit up Ontario. Get all the info from the official source!

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Universal Wrestling Alliance: UWA Anarchy
Ottawa
Venue: Battleground Academy
Attendance: 30 - 40 (standing room only)
Ring Announcer: DJ Brently
Referees: She Nay Nay/ Johnny Lucious

(1st round in tag tournament)

The team of Aftershock came into the ring demanding the reasoning behind this tag-team tournament, when they were supposedly the ‘legitamate’ tag-team champions. UWA General Manager, Donny Dangerous disputed thier claim, but decided to give them a ‘bye’ in the first round of the tag tournament.

1) Now Playing: Caster McFear & Max Alexander beat The Limestone City Wrecking Crew: C.J. Felony & Harley Davidson when Caster pinned Harley after delivering ‘The Director’s Cut’.

2) Team Player: Tyler Logan & J. Rennals beat The Sex Pistols: Chaz Lovely & Matt Grey when Logan pinned Matt after a hard kick to the face.

(singles non-tournament match)

3) The Prince Of Persia: Rahim Ali vs From 1986: Ryan Rush was an action packed match where 2 good guys (well Rahim more of a tweener, hey he’s trying!) basically beat the crap out of each other, unfortunately ended in a double DQ after interference from Chaz Lovely.

4) The Hollywood Hunks: Deeno & Cheeky beat The Jim-Bobs: Leroy & Cletis when Cheeky fled the ring in fear of of Big Leroy, and Deeno snuck up behing and rolled him up into a pin.

(semi-finals in tag tournament)

5) The Hollywood Hunks: Deeno & Cheeky beat Aftershock: Damian & Drake Styles. It appeared The Hunks were about to be brutally squashed, but thanks to a couple of ‘lights out tactics’, UWA Owner Dave Dalton lured Drake out of the ring, The Hunks both piled on Damian, and well, maybe if Aftershock wasn’t so rude with referee: She Nay Nay, she might not have counted this double-teamed pin.

6) Now Playing: Caster McFear & Max Alexander beat Team Player: Tyler Logan & J. Rennals when The Hunks brought a chair into the ring, Logan took the chair away, Max ‘pretended’ to be hit by the chair, and unfortunately, the team that was highly favoured by the crowd got disqualified.

(Main Event - Hard Core Match)

7) Virus defeated ‘The Asian Nightmare’ Kwan Chang.

Wow, I never quite saw Kwan as a ‘Huge’ wrestler, but compared to Virus, he looked like a monster! Virus however seemed quite prepared and successfully countered the size difference with speed, agility, and of course his amazing aerial skills. The question was whether Virus had the toughness to withstand Kwan’s brutality as he showed absolutely no mercy against his much smaller opponent. Virus managed to survive the 3 kick combo, being bodyslammed on a ladder, and striked with Kwan’s Kendo stick. Some amazing spots in this match such as Virus moonsaulting onto Kwan outside the ring, and some sort of spinover frog splash, but just as it appeared that Kwan’s strength and brutality were winning over, Kwan made the mistake of pissing off special ref, Dave Dalton. The first Near Death Experience resulted in a very slow count. So Kwan delivered another that Virus was unable to kick out, so Dave appeared to have disqualified Kwan (for putting his hands on the ref) so Kwan spit at Dave which resulted in Dave putting Kwan out with a double underhook driver, slamming Virus on top of kwan, and counted the victory for Virus.

– Peter Bisson
(5/2/08)