The Katz Files – Arnie Katz

Nobody Asked Me, But…

The Kingfish Arnie Katz continues a “Katz Files” tradition with answers to some ticklish questions that no one asked him.

Nobody asked me, but…

… Isn’t it about time for Abyssto return to TNA with ahis new character? Chris Parks blazed quite a trail through TNA and I can’t wait to see what he’s going to do in the next phase of his career.

… When Matt Stryker said he was ashamed to fight Hornswoggle, I said, “I’m ashamed to watch it, Matt.”

… Isn’t Lauren much more vivacious than Crystal as TNA’s backstage announcer? Crystal always seemed a little scared and had almost nothing to say, while Lauren appears to be very slick with the mic and very capable of holding her own with the wrestlers,

… Hasn’t Chris Jericho done a fantastic job pumping up the Michaels-Batista feud? His stints on RAW and Smackdown have sharpened the confrontation between The Animal and HBK.

… Wasm’t Hilary Clinton‘s promo on RAW impressive? They must have prepared her really well. With her mic skill, she could be a manager – or the ceo of a rival promotion to battle Linda McMahon.

… Wasn’t that Cody Rhodes’ best character work since his arrival in WWE after the Holly-Carlito match? For what seemed like the first time, the Plumbers Grandson showed some real fire.

… Wasn’t having Hornswoggle be one of the eight men in the King of the Ring tournament a great way to suck the air out of the first round?

… Isn’t it better that WWE is fixated on Ric Flair’s retirement than when they were obsessed with the death of Eddie Guerrero? I hope The Nature Boy is getting a rub from all of this and will soon be back in some kind of mic-oriented role.

– Arnie Katz
Crossfire4@cox.net
(4/22/08)