Hunter: Go Ahead, It’s Your Birthday!
April Hunter: Hunting with April
The lovely but dangerous April Hunter dropped off her latest column as soon as she returned from Canada!
Appearances…
Sept 24th: MY BIRTHDAY! YAY! www.Amazon.com 
Oct 19-21: San Francisco, Cow Palace Wrestling Convention, California
Nov 17-18: PWX, Ontario Canada
Nov 24-25: Wrestling Convention, Philly PA
Jan 08: Queens of Chaos, Paris France
Out now! Rock Star Magazine! Featuring me! Rock Star is a men’s mag full of manly articles… and boobies!
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DETAILS: It’s in very good condition, as it’s been in storage. Blue, about 9 ft x 4.5 ft and 2-3 ft thick. Fairly lightweight for something so large, it can be dragged easily to placement.
This mat is extremely soft and intended for learning moonsaults, shooting star press, flips, bumps, backbody drops, anything out of the ring to the floor or off the top rope perfectly without hurting yourself.
COST: This sells for over $1000.00 or so. I’m asking less than half. Make an offer.
THE CATCH: I would like to have it out of here within 3 or so weeks and the buyer needs to come to Connecticut to pick it up. Serious inquiries only, please.
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What’s Been Going On w/ Me…
It’s finally nice to be on my own big keyboard where I can write! I just got back from a six week stay in Canada. It was absolutely phenomenal, but took FIVE DAYS OF DRIVING to get back home. Geez, this country is huge…. with a whole lot of nothing in between AB and Toronto. My ass hurts. Not in a good way, either. 
We spent two days seeing not much else but overpriced gas (over $4.15 a gallon), corn and moose. Feels like it should be ‘meese’. Whatever. Lots of them. Oddly enough, there was always a Chinese restaurant in the middle of nowhere.
At one point, we noticed this sign: “BEAR WARNING”.
Which was followed 2 km later (I shit you not) with this one:
“FATIGUE KILLS. TAKE A BREAK”.
Oh, sure. What a great idea. I’ll just pull over right here and chill for a few hours…hey, where are that honey we bought in Saskatchewan?
But I will say that the air feels fresh and the people up there are really friendly and helpful. I finally got to see Montreal… totally gorgeous. Everything was landscaped beautifully in a way that you only see in the most high-end of American neighborhoods.
From Quebec, we crossed the border (Always fun. Not.) which wasn’t as simple as crossing the Canadian border. After having photos taken of the front and back of the car, questions about who I was, what kind of work I did and why I was gone so long, getting glared at… then the questions about my dogs’ rabies potential, we were set free. Welcome to the USA - frickin’ enjoy. But not too much. Still, at least I didn’t have to deal with TSA. (I hate you.) Now I’m totally regretting trying to save money and not picking up that designer perfume I saw cheap in the Duty Free shop now. And I ain’t going back throu! gh for it, either. Dammit.
Since home, I’ve been doing mad catching up. I managed to uploads loads of new pix (Mon), get everyone’s late merchandise orders sent out (Wed, and thank you for your patience, by the way) and am attempting to get caught up on email. (I’m failing on that part. Miserably.)
In addition to having a vacation, I went to Canada for health treatment. I’ve managed to seriously mess up my back and neck from wrestling. Both my US and Canadian doctors have told me I can’t wrestle right now. I have a lot of few bulging, herniated discs amongst other spinal issues.
I postponed going to France for this weekend until the January Queens of Chaos show. I’m able to manage wrestlers, but that’s about it for right now. I’m doing yoga and chiro full time and its helping a little.
However, I’m having no problems updating my site. Modeling nekkid is still quite ok!
Amazon.com!
Go ‘head, it’s yer birthday… September 24th! Shout out to all the Virgo-Libras out there whose parents got down on the Christmas/New Year holiday!! Some are asking about my birthday… oh, I’d love the usual stuff. Diamonds, huge flat screen TV’s… But if we’re not quite on that level, you know what I would adore?
An amazon.com gift certificate. Yep, still my fave after all these years.
I’ve been able to do a lot of reading and DVD catching up on my down time. I’ve even ventured into some deeper stuff (in addition to the fun stuff); Anna Karenina, stories of Colette, Jerchico’s Lion’s Tale and Bret Harts new bio… on DVD: Lolita, La Buche, Quebec-Montreal and lots of cool foreign flicks …so I’m asking for the one thing that I totally LOOOOVVVEE and is much cheaper than overpriced yoga clothing! Plus Amazon.com gift certificates never get old. 994 N. Colony Rd #183, Wallingford, CT 06492. comments@aprilhunter.com
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Kisses…-April
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Hunter Ha Ha…
While Pope Benedict’s luggage was loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope was still standing on the curb.
“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver,” Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that
I’m Pope, I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
“Who’s going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he’s German.)
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, Dear God, I’m gonna lose my license — and my job!” moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really big,” said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,” said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, “Who ya got there, the Mayor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: ” The Governor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “The President?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”
Cop: “I think it’s God!”
The Chief is stumped, ” You been drinking, John? ”
Cop: ” No Sir.”
Chief : ” Then what makes you think it’s God?”
Cop: “He’s got the Pope as a chauffeur.”
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