World Class Canadian Wrestling: Chaos at Crystal Beach!

Barber trims Phoenix & Sterling!

WCCW Results… Beefcake Instead of Valentine!

World Class Canadian Wrestling

Chaos at Crystal Beach
Ridgeway, Ontario
Crystal Beach Community Center
Attendance 80+
Ring Announcer: Joey the Bruiser
Referees: Bruce Davis, Al Scott

The show opened with WCCW CEO Schwartz welcoming fans and stating he had an announcement to make regarding advertised star Greg Valentine that involved “good news & bad news.” Swartz was interrupted by the arrival of Club Carnage; Blackjack Phoenix, Lance Malibu, Quinson Valentino and manager Xavier Sterling.

Blackjack grabbed the North American Heavyweight Championship belt from Schwartz and put it on claiming he was the champ. Schwartz informed fans that Phoenix was indeed the new champion by default because Greg Valentine was “injured in training” and unable to defend the belt at the show.

Club Carnage celebrated Blackjack’s “win” but Schwartz cut the party short by telling them that Valentine had sent a replacement and Phoenix would have to defend the title against him. Fans erupted in cheers when Brutus the Barber Beefcake made his way to the ring. Phoenix & company bailed while Beefcake promised to “kick some ass.”

1) “The Italian Bull” Dino Szili & Pascali Szili w/ Xavier Sterling def Eric Alexander & Cousin Cletus.
Quinson Valentino & Lance Malibu came to ringside late in the match and lured Cousin Cletus to the back with a bag of McDonalds take-out, leaving Alexander to take the fall against the Szili clan.

2) “Retro” Rex Atkins def Rip Impact
Atkins was announced as being from “right here in Ridgeway” while Impact was from Quebec. A good sporting match that began and ended with a handshake.

3) Handicap Match:
The Unholy Ryot w/ Damian def Shawn McMillan & I B Green
After the match some guy ran to the ring and attacked Ryot. He started showboating to fans which gave the Unholy One time to rise and nail him with a chokeslam. (Apparently, the guy’s name was Dillon Duncan or something like that.)

4) Canadian Junior Heavyweight Cup Semi-Final Match:
Jimmy Jam Olsen def Chris Sabin
Match of the Night! Simply awesome stuff from both guys.

5) Crystal Ridge Tornado Tag Match:
Brodie Lee & Quinson Valentino def Chris Laplante & Lance Malibu
This match was supposed to be Lance Malibu & Quinson Valentino w/ Xavier Sterling vs Brodie Lee & Chris Laplante with the winning team having to immediately wrestle each other in a #1 Contender Match but CEO Schwartz came to the ring & said he had the power to make the things more interesting. He switched up the teams, pairing Laplante with Malibu & Brodie Lee with Valentino. No one but the fans seemed happy about the change. Malibu basically sold his “partner” Laplante down the river giving Valentino & Brodie the win.

6) #1 Contender to North American Heavyweight Title:
Brodie Lee def Quinson Valentino w/ Xavier Sterling

7) North American Heavyweight Championship Match:
Blackjack Phoenix w/ Xavier Sterling def Brutus the Barber Beefcake by DQ to retain the title.
The ref got squashed late in the match and Phoenix pulled out a foreign object. Beefcake took it away from him but the Xavier roused the official in time to see him with it. Beefcake was disqualified immediately so he nailed Blackjack with the object anyway. Both Phoenix and Sterling got a trim from the Barber. (By the way, Beefcake looked great and wrestled a good match.)

– Steven Ashe

(9/7/07)